Nightshades
An onchain survival trading game. The intern’s field guide.
The Night is scheduled for 10:00 New York time every day.
The verdict
Snapshot · read from the StonkBrokers public LAURA terminal
One day in the dark, in five beats.
The whole game is this loop. The clock above tells you which beat the floor is in right now.
Token and NFT trading on all four houses pauses. Chainlink VRF picks the outcome. Nobody sees it early.
One house survives on 75% of Nights, two on the other 25%. The same random result sets how hard the struck houses are hit.
20% to 80% of each struck pool is pulled and sold. That ETH plus the boost pot deepens the survivors.
Trading reopens behind a 99% tax on buys and sells that falls to zero over 60 minutes.
Standard 1% pool fee. Read, talk, choose your house, wait for 10:00 New York time.
Four houses. One Night.
Each house is a full stack: a 3,000 piece NFT collection, a faction token, a protocol owned Uniswap v4 pool against WETH, and a seat at the Night. The flavor lines are the game’s own. The randomness does not read them: every house has the same chance every Night.
The picture and the token are one exposure.
Each house runs on Anvil, where one Nightshade NFT converts to 1,000,000 of its faction token and back. That is why a struck pool is felt by the art too. You do not need a mint to play: hold the token, the NFT, or both. Activating an NFT on Anvil earns from its AMM and takes those tokens out of circulation.
Holding the NFT does not protect a house from the Night. The Night hits the faction, not the holder.
What the Night can do.
One house survives. Three take damage.
Two houses survive. Two take damage.
The chance any one house survives a given Night: 0.75 × ¼ + 0.25 × ½.
How much of a struck pool’s liquidity is withdrawn, set by the same random result. Safeguards stop a pool from being drained to zero. A struck house is never eliminated.
Verifiable randomness, carried onto Robinhood Chain. No preview, no second try.
The game pools only accept swaps from plain wallets, so a contract cannot trade them.
“2 tokens on Robinhood Chain just did an 11x, while 2 others took a 90% dive, all fully determined by onchain randomness.”
Simple Farmer · after Night OneWhere the anti snipe tax goes.
The launch tax and every Sunrise tax are split on purpose, so today’s rush funds tonight’s survivors. Half of it becomes the next Night’s boost.
The Civilizations Protocol.
Nightshades is the first civilization built on a contract suite Simple Farmer designed for recurring onchain games: simultaneous faction launches, anti snipe curves, a 24 hour Night, verifiable randomness, liquidity damage with a floor, a Sunrise tax, tax recycling, and NFT to token identity through Anvil. MeebCo Labs built the game and the art. Clutch Markets built the rails.
The night watchman
Each house trades in a protocol owned pool against WETH. The hook freezes the tape, pulls liquidity and runs the Sunrise tax by the rules, not by hand.
Honest randomness
A result nobody can peek at, delivered onto Robinhood Chain. Nobody can run it again.
Four fair launches
All four tokens launched on a custom pad on 14 Sep 2026: buys only, wallets only, a 99% tax falling to zero in the first hour. Each bonded the same day.
Nobody else holds the pool
Only the game vault can add or remove liquidity in the four official pools. Players take part through NFTs and tokens.
One house, two shapes
NFT and token are the same exposure. Activate the picture, shrink the float, earn from the AMM.
Agent legible
The StonkBrokers agent swarm has a Nightshades tool: live clock, per house state, and the rules that gate a trade. This page reads it too.
How you actually clock into the dark.
Pick a house
Read the board, pick a color, mean it. You can hold more than one.
Get exposure
Buy the token through the official pools, or the NFT on OpenSea or Anvil. Or activate an NFT and shrink supply.
Watch the clock
The Night lands at 10:00 New York time. When the timer hits zero, stop clicking. The tape is frozen on purpose.
Read the verdict
Survivors named, magnitude published, boost deployed. The card above updates when it lands.
Survive Sunrise
99% for sixty minutes, both ways. Waiting out the hour costs nothing.
Reposition
Day fee is 1%. Talk on Pager. Come back tomorrow.
Why this is your field trip.
- 01Knights carry our name. Every StonkBroker wallet got one guaranteed Knights mint. In the game’s lore, the Knight house honors both Meebits and the StonkBrokers ecosystem.
- 02It feeds the firm. 13.33% of every anti snipe tax flows to StockBooster and 13.33% to the protocol, and the four pools count as ecosystem volume.
- 03Interns run the night shift. Nightshades is the interns’ first collab floor in the orientation manual. Same rails, same Clock In verb.
- 04Make your boss look good. Report Nights as numbers: survivors, houses struck, magnitude, boost. Never tell anyone which house will survive. Nobody knows.
Field notes from the first Nights.
This is not a whitepaper about a future mode. The civilization is live. Treat these numbers as weather, not promises.
Monday 14 Sep 2026, 1pm New York. NFT claims and four fair token launches opened together.
Knights and Zombies struck at magnitude 7. Ghosts and Watchers took the survivors’ share. Charts split about 11× up and 90% down, in public.
3,000 NFTs per house, 1,800 of them claimable. StonkBrokers wallets: one guaranteed Knights mint. Meebits: claims by holdings. BAYC: 400 Zombie spots.
MeebCo reported burning unclaimed mint remnants at 1% a day for 100 days, plus daily faction burns.
Watchers and Zombies struck at magnitude 7, 62.85% pulled. Knights and Ghosts survived.
The Night is not your friend.
MeebCo Labs operates Nightshades. StonkBrokers and Clutch Markets host the launcher, Anvil and locker rails. This guide is neither of them.
A magnitude 7 Night already printed about a 90% drawdown on two houses. That is the design, not a bug.
About 31% survive per house per Night. Nobody can tell you which one.
The 99% tax applies to exits too.
Robinhood Chain is the rail. The game is not a Robinhood product.
Orientation, not an offer or a return. You can lose everything you put in.
Where the Night lives.
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